Add the Punchline to Our Elephant and Donkey Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Terry Flanagan, who provided the winning punchline to 

Dick Cheney, I didn't expect to see you. You say the other applicants met with unforunate accidents?

Jim Shepherd May 17, 2012 at 02:11 PM
We're sending you back to the zoo, where you belong--you tree bark muncher.
Jo May 17, 2012 at 02:24 PM
Dateline: 1961 Mary Matalin and James Carville on a Play-Date Dad: Stop your squabling with Ike and Truman, and play nice with each other. You need to learn how to get along.
mecando May 17, 2012 at 03:03 PM
Must have had your morning dose of Hate from the drug head Rush Limpballs......
mecando May 17, 2012 at 03:13 PM
Thats right Sally, the reason the elephant is so fat is because he ate all of the peoples rights, money, food, jobs, health, women and everything else that he wanted so that he would become the biggest and most wealthy puppet master the world has ever seen............
Marine Sniper June 11, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Have the girl say something! .... No, you have the boy say something! Semper Fi!


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