Add the Punchline to Our Little Red Wagon Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to The Sentinel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Polar Bear cartoon:
It's a den mother looking for one of her cub scouts.
jack
6:35 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"It may look funny, but its cheaper than a Prius and I can still text!"
L W Sagan
6:43 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"It may be slow, but I get about 100 miles per gal"
Jeff
6:46 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I hope they get this pension issue sorted out soon or I will be walking to work.
Karen Horn
6:53 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
It's my Christmas present this year...
MCahill
7:30 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"I told her she could take me to work one day, instead of me taking her to school......She's literal like her Mother."
Dean Coppin
7:37 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
It's the Eco-friendly version of take your kid to work day.
Chris
7:38 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"That thing got a hemi?"
forget me
7:17 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
lol
green queen
7:55 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Jealous?
Steve Luby
8:12 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
She speaks English
Wash Woman
8:29 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
It's been so long since I've been to the gas station I'm not sure I remember how to pump gas!
Catherine R
8:45 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
No more worrying about increased license plate fees, gas prices or higher Metra/CTA fares.
Logansdad
9:01 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?
forget me
4:40 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
lmao
L W Sagan
9:05 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"I'm not saying she's slow, or anything....but I had a full head of hair when we started out."
Despiser of Obama
9:23 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
They took my license away for too many speeding tickets in Naperville.
Despiser of Obama
9:25 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The State is issuing too many license's to illegal's , so I now find it safer not to drive anymore.
L W Sagan
9:43 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"This is my summer ride...in the winter I use a dogsled."
SmartMan5
10:39 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
These new express lanes for green transportation are great!
John B
10:42 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
What? I save on gas and she get's a field trip!
Lisa Legler
11:52 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Traffic Jam?? NOT for me!!! Bah hahaha!
Harry Kari
12:58 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I just got back from my tour of duty in your country. I came to embrace how your culture treats their females. See how she smiles?
L W Sagan
1:47 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
"I wagered my car that Romney was going to win."
Michelle
2:02 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Taxi, Schmaxi! The "Suzi" accepts credit cards with no complaints, and no fare hikes when the price of gas goes up.
TJ
2:24 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
She's bringing me in for show and tell. I'm the last surviving Capitalist.
jesus jimenez
4:48 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Yep! Our family's tackling Global Warming and Childhood Obesity. What are you doing?
forget me
7:21 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I'm not dependent on foreign oil
Mark
8:38 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
That's ok dad, I'll drive..........
Maureen
8:39 am on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Hey, what are you looking at....her meter doesn't keep running, it doesn't smell bad, I can smoke, drink or text, and she only charges me $1.00. What could be better?
anna
9:58 am on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Hey! Pal your going the wrong way.i know you need a lift.
Lyle
11:47 am on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Frank's new ride after the "Fiscal Cliff" fiasco.
MikeK
5:53 pm on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Little Suzie had to be able to retire by the age of 75. So at the age of 11, Little Suzie began working as a taxi driver because it was the only option of a job since the election of 2012.
Mickey
12:11 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
A lot of these are really good!! Had to laugh at Tommy's!!
L W Sagan
2:40 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
"They lied...there's no radio in this Radio Flyer"
L W Sagan
2:40 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
"They lied...there's no radio in this Radio Flyer. And it doesn't fly, either."
forget me
4:44 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
I'm supporting small businesses!