When you called from the taxidermist I have to tell you I didn't think it was a good idea. Now that I see it it's not bad.

I see you've had a bad day.

I told ya that rogaine smelled like beef.

This is nothing, you should've seen what he had a hold of yesterday.

Hard day at the bank again
today honey??

No dear, I said we can't live so high on the HOG...

Im gonna be in the Dog House Now !!!!

He thought it was a ball.

Would you please stop saying "Daddy's home: you're in for a treat" when I walk through the door?

Nice fit but it doesn't go with your shoes.

It's a dog-eat-dad world we live in.

When I said I like doggie style, this is not what I had in mind.

Mama told me there would be days like these....

Take your shoes off! You're bringing in mud!

"I told you not to try that new grow your hair back overnight product". Now how am I to get lucky off of your head?

Easy, McGruff. He's been paroled...

I called you a bone head and you said you weren't. Guess this proves me right again.

Can we keep him?

This is why you never name your dog Toupee.

Uhm, Top Dog?

Let's be positive....Neutering did fix some of his other nasty habits!

Nice to know that that Toupee glue isnt totally worthless.....

Nah, I liked it better the old way.

so.....I see you got a new toupee......

Is that a k-9 migraine?

He LIKES you.

Biting the head that feeds.

Hello, I'm from the Highway Department and I'm here to purchase your house for a large sum of money to build a new bridge.

So now do you believe me when I said shampooing with beer doesn't require a burger too?

Well, it doesn't look exactly like those new "animal" hats the kids are wearing, but if you like it and it is warm....

No, you don't look like him and I doubt if the kids these days would even know who Davey Crockett is.

I've always said you were a meat-head

Forget the dog food again?

I can't believe you seriously thought that was LESS noticeable than your receding hairline!

Sir, I knew Wonder Dog, and that dog you're trying to sell me is no Wonder Dog!

Well, it's better than what he was doing to your leg yesterday...

You know, there are easier ways to cover up that bald spot.

I said, "Fetch the BALL!"

Well, I suppose that's better than the giant leech that's been on my head for the past week.

The local watchdog group is all over you again Rodger.