I am your new SMART METER BILL COLLECTOR!

"I'm from the City, and here to 'help' you manage your family energy"

The first bite stings a little, but after that, you get used to it.

You said you wanted something a little stronger, so I got you some Starbucks Tyrannosaurabica blend.

This is not exactly the family pet that I had in mind.

Do we have any fresh coffee? Maybe something from this epoch?

"You REALLY should consider drinking decaf from now on."

Let's see a 5 hour energy drink top this!!!

What's wrong George? You said get me anything but the Turtle Mocha!

Mike James

Nice fresh cup of old coffee...

I guess I should have washed my coffee cup out before I went on vacation.

This coffee tastes like tar.

It's way past time to wash the old DNA out of that cup.

For God's sake, Harold...I told you Darwin had it all wrong! You need to start thinking in terms of "String Theory," a multi-dimensional universe, and intelligent design!!!

The sign said coffee available at all times, so I said, "Mocha in the Jurassic Period."

HOLY CRAP! You're wearing THAT tie?

I swear I brewed the Green Mountain Coffee and not the Green Lizard!

NO, I'm not selling car insurance; life insurance, maybe.

"I specifically requested a cup of tea, not T.Rex"

"...and if this is their "small", then I'd sure hate to see their 'Venti" version."

"...and I'm going to slug the next guy that makes a "Jurassic Perk" comment."

Wow I know this cold was old, but I did not think it was this old.

Woman to man: "I don't know about you, but I used bottled water for my coffee. Did you not follow advice of the Sauk Village officials?"

Sometimes it takes that first cup of morning coffee to stare at the day head on!

Geiko's selling coffee now..

Now, when you're next door, remember to throw in a few "..cute and cuddly.." comments, or Pets One won't come get him.

"Man, when they named it "Mountain Dew - Throwback", they weren't kidding!"

"...and when the barista asked me what roast I wanted, I made the mistake of saying, "Oh, any old thing will do."

I told you that stopping at the Reptile House for your coffee was a bad idea.

The best part of waking up is a lizard in your cup!

I didn't realize dinosaurs even liked coffee!

Mare

Is that a reptile in your cup, or are you excited to see me?

Well, Mr. Jones good you have coffee because it looks like you're dragon this morning.

"The worst part, of waking up, is T Rex in your cup!"

Fossel fuel for the day will keep the doctor away!

Whoa! This is some prehistoric sh**!

Marge this coffee is as old as your cat eye glasses

This new green tea really has a bite to it.

holy moly, this coffee breath alarm cup really works.

I have to remind my daughter to not hide her Pokemon in the kitchen.

Proof that the office coffee does come from the La Brea Tar pits.

"Hey, Marge. You didn't tell me your mother was in town."

"Uh, dear, that coffee is giving you dragon breath."

Could be worse !
It could have been a Caribou.

"Just wait! It's way better than Kopi Luwak!"

DANG IT, T-BONE! Go back into the basement.

Would you like flies with that?

Peak a Brew!

So all I have to do is bite off his head and you'll get the promotion instead right?

Really, Harry!. This dinosaur ventriloquist schtick is getting old. Besides I can see your lips moving.

Distinctly Evolutionary Coffee!

Ya know, In hindsight, the old worm in the tequila bottle doesn't seem so bad.

No coffee for Boss like you!!!

Wow, they weren't kidding when they named it "Coffee-Mate"

Hey when I was a kid, we use to get toys in cereal. Times have changed!

Scene from the pilot of Jurassic Office: The Day TV Ran Out of Ideas.

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

It's the new dark roast Fight or Flight blend, Ethel, and I brewed it so strong it'll permanently flare your nostrils!