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Give it back Eve ... remember where the last Apple got us.
Dan H.
6:36 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
.....and then just like the Cubs season every April, a new election cycle starts all over again to disappoint us.
Patrick Pelling
7:24 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Wow. This is scary stuff!
Steve Luby
8:05 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
And the ghost of Carl Sagen said the national debt has grown Trillions and Trillions in the Obama administration
Michael James
8:06 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Monsters called "Superpacs" started popping up all over the country"....
robert poznanski
8:41 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
And, after making promises,to voters, you know you can't keep, everyone will live, frustrated, ever after!!
Ann Guinand-Cummings
8:41 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Instead of this scary book, would you like me to read Fifty Shades of Grey?
The Sentinel
9:03 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
"...nd the Big Bad Wolf came in and ATE up all the Obamas and the world was safe. The end."
JJ Schippits
10:05 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
" . . . and . . . .then . . . .the . . . . BIG . . . .BAD . . . .GOVERNMENT OGRE . . . reached in and stole the childrens future" !
Kenneth Lovell
10:05 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
And the evil villain who wanted to spend all your allowances for the next 100 yrs wants to be president four more years!
H.I. McDunnough
10:28 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
....and Bush and his junta were finally charged with war crimes, convicted of their crimes and executed. See son, there ARE happy endings sometimes. Goodnight!
Ted Schnell
11:00 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
So the politicians lived happily ever after, continuing to deceive and rip off the poor taxpayers, because you see, son, there is no Superman to set things right ... and sometimes the bad guys do win.
Dean
11:02 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
It's like Hogwarts would be if there were just Griffindor and Slytherin...
Logansdad
11:02 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Son, there is place called Congress where nothing gets done because the parties argue all the time, but the politicians collect big paychecks and get free healthcare.
Stephen Youhanaie
11:03 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
first, apply the vaseline
Stephen Youhanaie
11:19 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
What's the difference between a democrat, a republican, and a centrist? One believes in protection; another believes in no protection, and the other believes in lubrication
Edward Andrysiak
11:39 am on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
The democrats will give you softer toilet paper...the Republicans,a bigger roll.
L W Sagan
12:11 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
"...but in this SCARY version the 3 Blind Mice are the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches."
L W Sagan
12:22 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
"It says here that this book is a great lead-in to "Explaining Sex Ed To Kids", because after reading this they'll be familiar with the basic concept."
Martin
12:31 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Lots of folks trying to pull roses from a pile of....
L W Sagan
1:16 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Pro Life Crusader +
3:32 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Dear son this is a book about how a socialist Muslim President put us deeper and deeper and faster into debt than any other President in our history. Plus son there is a section in the book on how not to vote for a crappy President like Odumba ever again.
Gary
3:45 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
"...and the way they got elected was to do lots of favors for lots of groups that promised to vote for them. So they spent lots and lots of money on their friends that would keep them in office. The problem was, they didn't have enough real money, so they wrote IOUs. to all their special friends.
So Bobby, if you ever get a job and make money - all the people with those IOU's that they've been holding will come looking for YOU. Good night.
Jim J
3:47 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
You know how Mom and I tell you that if you use all of your allowance then you can't buy anything else that week. Well, nobody ever explained that to politicians.
Todd Milliron
4:20 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
In a State deep in debt and the County of Kendall there was candidate for County Coroner that heard the people’s plea to make a 20 percent cut and he found a way to do it responsibly. The Kendall County Board Chairman was not happy because it was his wife's government job where someone watched HD-PCTV on their computer at work.
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JohnOscar
4:45 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Ask not what the wealthy can do for your country, but what you can sacrifice for their comforts.
Ice Man
5:12 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
politcians are nothing but cheaters and liars. When they are not kissing babies, they are stealing thier lollipops.
Nikki Randa
8:00 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
just saying to clarify, it is a Bears hat. But I can see how people would think it is cubs
Justin Tyme
9:51 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
dont worry son his term is up in November
Justin Tyme
9:56 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
And thats how Barack became president !!!!!
Garry Watkins
10:04 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
"...and you will be responsible for trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars in American debt. You will have no extra cash for the rest of your life, but you can rest easy knowing former president Obama has a wonderful, palatial estate on the Island of Michelle in the Hawaiian Islands".
RJ
11:09 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2012
You see son when you take something that does not belong to you it's called stealing and thats wrong ....unless you can convince 51 percent of the people to vote that stealing from/ taxing others to benifit yourself is perfectly fine... then it's "cool" until our country collapses.....THE END!
Dan Smith, Jr.
12:05 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
"Friendly most of the time, the donkey and the elephant begin to fight and argue every 4 years in November."
Ballseck Malone
3:03 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
And I thought the Boogie Man was scary Dad.
Brian
3:12 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
There's only one page, and this graphic hardly looks like it's suitable to show to children.
Lyle
10:48 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
"okay Tommy, scratch the Donkey and Elephant idea...do you remember when I let you watch the Exorcist?"
Shay
12:23 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
I heard him exclaim "raise taxes!"
Happy pensions to all, and to all a good night!
Moe
12:44 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
Vote
Stephen Youhanaie
1:29 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
Upset that Dorothy's house fell on his sister, the wicked warlock of the White House said, "i'm going to tax you, and your little dog, too. Now give me those ruby red slippers!"
loretta
4:42 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
"I asked for a bedtime story, dad, not a scary story".....
Jen Yur
8:22 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
And then the big bad Obama blew the house down!
Ann Paul
9:35 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
And son, after I cover the section on how unions try to hold the country hostage, Karen Lewis is going to come tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.
Ballseck Malone
4:08 pm on Saturday, September 15, 2012
Kid says, "So that's who's been sticking their hands in my piggy bank?" Dad says, "Yes son, it wasn't the boogeyman after all."
Rick Anderson
11:32 pm on Saturday, September 15, 2012
........and in 2015 Congress overturned of the 22 nd admendment allowing Barack Obama unlimited terms as president.
Holly Haworth
12:57 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
Wow, American politics are so confusing. It'd be easier to read you the bible.
hayes
4:00 am on Friday, November 23, 2012
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