Add a Punchline to Our New Year Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Rosanne Zawisza, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Gift Return cartoon:
Hi There!! my eye Dr. told me I need an eye seeing dog, soooo now I need to return my glasses.
David Larson
8:34 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
NO, pick door #2 instead.
Maureen
8:43 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
The woman at the desk told me the first door on the right is the outhouse....
Anonymous
9:56 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
"A rather ominous sign on the door for the first day back at work, don't you think?"
lee
10:04 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Thats funny? the sign on the other side of the door said ""enter at your own risk"?
Greg Nelson
10:05 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
If there is a cliff behind this door, I'm jumping how about you?
Kevin Fitzpatrick
10:27 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
"I wonder if it's more of the same and they just taped up a new sign."
Dave Carter
11:12 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Careful, that first step might be a doozy!
Deb Rawaillot
11:15 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
I'm afraid there's another Fiscal Cliff waiting for us on the other side.
Major Tom
11:31 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
geez, wonder how blago doing with my custom li ense plates?
Despiser of Obama
12:32 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Blago got screwed for doing crap!
Despiser of Obama
11:35 am on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Honey you have to come out of the closet. Everyone else is!
Jason McSweeney
12:02 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
If the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are behind this door I'm heading back to 2012.
Clyde Braviere
12:45 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
The architects weren't planning on us making it past the apocalypse, so we had to rename the janitor's closet.
L W Sagan
3:02 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
"I just peeked...it looks like a little Mayan guy dressed up as Baby New Year, and laughing himself silly."
michael
3:27 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
I insist...Ladies first.
Ice Man
5:46 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Ouch. I got a shock.
Garry Watkins
9:20 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
The knob is too hot, must be that tax friction..
Despiser of Obama
11:12 pm on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
The closet door says 2013, maybe Obama will come out now!
forget me
2:57 am on Thursday, January 3, 2013
There use to be a name plate that said chuck ingwersens office on this door........just satin!
forget me
4:08 am on Friday, January 4, 2013
Just sayin..... oops typo
L W Sagan
9:38 am on Thursday, January 3, 2013
"Yes, I heard you. You said it will all be fine. But you're also the one who said they'd be SOOO accommodating at Hotel California."
L W Sagan
9:46 am on Thursday, January 3, 2013
"I got $5 that says we'll find either a toilet or a garbage chute behind this door."
L W Sagan
9:47 am on Thursday, January 3, 2013
"It's just the linen closet that they keep John Boehner's crying towels in."
Rose Curnutt
7:12 pm on Thursday, January 3, 2013
Same ol'', same ol'.
Me
8:04 pm on Thursday, January 3, 2013
Are you serious? This is no cartoon. It's a sad example of what our society has become and accepts.
forget me
4:11 am on Friday, January 4, 2013
Wasn't this a twilight zone episode?
Roy Mitchell
10:14 am on Tuesday, February 5, 2013
thirteen is my lucky number what's yours